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CURATED BOARDS MENU
Porco e Vaca redefines gourmet charcuterie by presenting a ready-to-serve luxury experience on handcrafted wood boards and accessories that marry artisanal food with striking design. Each board is built in-house with premium materials and exceptional attention to detail. Designed for events that demand visual sophistication without requiring a permanent purchase, our boards transform any occasion into a showcase of culinary artistry and craftsmanship.
SERVICE FEATURES - Before placing your order, please review the service features listed at the bottom of this page. This will help streamline the ordering process and event-day logistics.
CURATED CIRCULAR BOARDS
Luxury, eye-catching, ready-to-serve presentation on proprietary, handmade wooden boards and accessories. Boards are circular (12–36 inches in diameter). Accessories include, but are not limited to: Food risers, bridges, columns, hanging lines, signs and other display elements.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
CURATED RECTANGULAR BOARDS
Luxury, eye-catching, ready-to-serve presentation on proprietary, handmade wooden boards and accessories. Boards are rectangular (2 ft wide and 1–4 ft in length). Accessories include, but are not limited to: Food risers, bridges, columns, hanging lines, signs and other display elements.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
BUILD-YOUR-OWN-BOARD (BYOB) MENU
You are the Chef! Design a board that reflects your taste - bold, elegant, playful, or classic.
Choose from more than 100 premium ingredients, hand-selected and organized by category to make building effortless. Mix and match cheeses, meats, artisan bites, spreads, fresh fruits & vegetables, and crunchy nuts to create a stunning, personalized board.
BOYB Circular Boards
Pick your preferred board size, then select your items, place your order, and then we go to work. A luxury, eye-catching, ready-to-serve presentation on proprietary, handmade wooden boards and accessories will be delivered to your chosen destination. Accessories include, but are not limited to: Food risers, bridges, columns, hanging lines, signs and other display elements.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
BYOB Rectangular Boards
Pick your preferred board size, then select your items, place your order, and then we go to work. A luxury, eye-catching, ready-to-serve presentation on proprietary, handmade wooden boards and accessories will be delivered to your chosen destination. Accessories include, but are not limited to: Food risers, bridges, columns, hanging lines, signs and other display elements.
This section is next available for ordering on September 20th at 9:00AM.
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SERVICE FEATURES
Security Deposit: To preserve the inventory and quality of our Boards and accessories there is a refundable deposit collected at the time of
order. The deposit is reimbursed to your method of payment, once the items are returned to our premises and confirmed to be in good condition.
Tableware & Labeling: Every order includes small serving plates, forks, knives, and spoons for spreads, as well as discrete labels for cheeses, meats, and, if applicable, dietary notes (e.g., gluten-free, dairy-free). Our plates and utensils are eco- friendly - biodegradable and compostable - providing convenience and aesthetics while supporting global environmental health efforts.
Dietary Preferences: At Porco e Vaca, we pride ourselves on accommodating a diverse range of dietary preferences so every guest can partake in the joy of a culinary feast. Whether guests are vegetarian, vegan, gluten-free, allergic to nuts, or following a ketogenic diet, simply indicate your preferences when choosing your items, and we will suggest suitable substitutions to maintain balance.
Storage & Transportation: We keep cold items chilled until service using cold-chain handling to preserve freshness and flavor. Spreads are packed separately, and delicate elements are reassembled on site for optimal presentation.
Setup: To guarantee a stress-free event, we typically arrive at the venue two hours before the scheduled start time. This allows our skilled team ample time to set up the food displays with an emphasis on safety and aesthetics. Our staff is trained and certified in food handling and presentation, and they take great care to arrange the items flawlessly, creating an inviting and visually striking setup that enhances the event experience.
Breakdown: After the event, we return the next day to disassemble the boards and transport items back to our facility, leaving the venue as pristine as we found it. This seamless process reflects our commitment to delivering not just gourmet food but a comprehensive service that elevates the entire catering experience for our clients.