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Porco e Vaca redefines gourmet charcuterie by presenting a ready-to-serve luxury experience on handcrafted wood boards and accessories that marry artisanal food with striking design. Each board is built in-house with premium materials and exceptional attention to detail. Designed for events that demand visual sophistication without requiring a permanent purchase, our boards transform any occasion into a showcase of culinary artistry and craftsmanship. SERVICE FEATURES - Before placing your order, please review the service features listed at the bottom of this page. This will help streamline the ordering process and event-day logistics.
CURATED CIRCULAR BOARDS
Luxury, eye-catching, ready-to-serve presentation on proprietary, handmade wooden boards and accessories. Boards are circular (12–36 inches in diameter). Accessories include, but are not limited to: Food risers, bridges, columns, hanging lines, signs and other display elements.
A curated charcuterie selection celebrating rich, savory flavors and contrasting textures. Highlights include silky prosciutto, bold sopressata, classic dry and Genoa salami, and peppered salami for a spicy finish. Accompaniments feature sweet-heat red pepper jelly and fig chili spreads, artisan French and sourdough breads, Rosemary & Raisin and Five Grains crackers, plus fresh blackberries, green grapes, pistachios, and almonds.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$109.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$189.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$309.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$469.99
Meat Lovers - Cheese add-ons (optional):
Aged Gouda (3 oz)
$5.00Manchego (3 oz)
$5.00Cheddar (3 oz)
$5.00
This curated board features five artisanal cheeses: aged Gouda, Manchego, sharp Cheddar, double‑cream Brie, and tangy artisan goat cheese balls. Two house spreads - red pepper jelly and fig chili, plus fresh-baked French and sourdough crostinis and Rosemary & Raisin and Five Grains crackers. Fresh blackberries, green grapes and roasted pistachios and almonds.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$99.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$179.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$299.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$459.99
Cheese Lovers - Meat add ons (optional):
Prosciutto (3 oz)
$6.00Prosciutto di Parma (3 oz)
$8.00Sopressata (3 oz)
$6.00
This signature board features an exceptional trio of cheeses: nutty Norwegian Jarlsberg, Spanish Manchego and crowd-favorite sharp, crumbly cheddar, plus two or our exclusive artisan creations: elegant Caprese Skewers layering fresh mozzarella, ripe tomato, and fragrant basil, alongside our stunning Jeweled Chevre Bites - delicate goat cheese with vibrant dried fruits. An all-Italian charcuterie line up of silky Prosciutto di Parma, boldly flavored Sopressata, smooth Genoa Salami, aromatic Peppered Salami, and Bresaola (beef prosciutto). Sweet-spicy spreads, artisan breads and crackers, fresh blackberries and grapes, plus roasted pistachios and almonds round out the flavors.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$129.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$219.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$349.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$499.99

This exquisite board showcases Spain's most treasured cheeses: the iconic Manchego, the extraordinary Ibérico Gran Reserva, a rare triple-milk masterpiece blending cow, sheep, and goat milk, and the delicate Mahón from the Balearic Islands The charcutería features silky Jamón Serrano, bold Chorizo Español, and the luxurious Jamón Ibérico. Sweet and savory spreads of luscious Apricot Marmalade and exotic Fig Chili. Juicy Red Grapes and briny Manzanilla Olives, and Spain's prized 'Queen of Almonds', Marcona Almonds.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$169.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$239.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$369.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$509.99
La Tabla - Meat add-ons (optional):
Uncured Chorizo Español (3 oz)
$6.00Chorizo Cantimpalo (3 oz)
$8.00Lomo Ibérico de Bellota (2 oz)
$30.00
A symphony of textures and tastes: Creamy Toscano, Fontina and Pecorino Romano. Handcrafted artisan bites: Bocconcini Skewers - a refined interpretation of the beloved caprese salad in one perfect, fragrant bite, and; Gorgonzola Dolce Crostinis on garlic-kissed rustic bread finished with premium extra virgin olive oil. The all-Italian charcuterie lineup features: Silky Prosciutto di Parma, Bold Sopressata, rare Bresaola, smooth Genoa Salami, and fragrant Peppered Salami. Also included: Ciabatta and crisp Grissini with Rosemary & Raisin and Five Grains crackers, sweet-heat Red Pepper Jelly, exotic Fig Chili spreads, fresh Blackberries and Green Grapes, and roasted Pistachios and Almonds.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$139.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$229.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$369.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$519.99

CURATED RECTANGULAR BOARDS
Luxury, eye-catching, ready-to-serve presentation on proprietary, handmade wooden boards and accessories. Boards are rectangular (2 ft wide and 1–4 ft in length). Accessories include, but are not limited to: Food risers, bridges, columns, hanging lines, signs and other display elements.
A curated charcuterie selection celebrating rich, savory flavors and contrasting textures. Highlights include silky prosciutto, bold sopressata, classic dry and Genoa salami, and peppered salami for a spicy finish. Accompaniments feature sweet-heat red pepper jelly and fig chili spreads, artisan French and sourdough breads, Rosemary & Raisin and Five Grains crackers, plus fresh blackberries, green grapes, pistachios, and almonds.
Small 1 FT (24" x 12") (Serves 3 - 6)
$129.99
Medium 2 FT (24" x 24") (Serves 8 - 16)
$219.99
Large 3 FT (24" x 36") (Serves 18 -30)
$369.99
Xtra Large 4 FT (24" x 48") (Serves 32 - 50)
$539.99
Meat Lovers - Cheese add-ons (optional):
Aged Gouda (3 oz)
$5.00Manchego (3 oz)
$5.00Cheddar (3 oz)
$5.00
This curated board features five artisanal cheeses: aged Gouda, Manchego, sharp Cheddar, double‑cream Brie, and tangy artisan goat cheese balls. Two house spreads - red pepper jelly and fig chili, plus fresh-baked French and sourdough crostinis and Rosemary & Raisin and Five Grains crackers. Fresh blackberries, green grapes and roasted pistachios and almonds.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$119.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$209.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$359.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$529.99
Cheese Lovers - Meat add ons (optional):
Prosciutto (3 oz)
$6.00Prosciutto di Parma (3 oz)
$8.00Sopressata (3 oz)
$6.00
This signature board features an exceptional trio of cheeses: nutty Norwegian Jarlsberg, Spanish Manchego and crowd-favorite sharp, crumbly cheddar, plus two or our exclusive artisan creations: elegant Caprese Skewers layering fresh mozzarella, ripe tomato, and fragrant basil, alongside our stunning Jeweled Chevre Bites - delicate goat cheese with vibrant dried fruits. An all-Italian charcuterie line up of silky Prosciutto di Parma, boldly flavored Sopressata, smooth Genoa Salami, aromatic Peppered Salami, and Bresaola (beef prosciutto). Sweet-spicy spreads, artisan breads and crackers, fresh blackberries and grapes, plus roasted pistachios and almonds round out the flavors.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$149.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$239.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$389.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$599.99

This exquisite board showcases Spain's most treasured cheeses: the iconic Manchego, the extraordinary Ibérico Gran Reserva, a rare triple-milk masterpiece blending cow, sheep, and goat milk, and the delicate Mahón from the Balearic Islands The charcutería features silky Jamón Serrano, bold Chorizo Español, and the luxurious Jamón Ibérico. Sweet and savory spreads of luscious Apricot Marmalade and exotic Fig Chili. Juicy Red Grapes and briny Manzanilla Olives, and Spain's prized 'Queen of Almonds', Marcona Almonds.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$199.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$279.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$439.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$589.99
La Tabla - Meat add-ons (optional):
Uncured Chorizo Español (3 oz)
$6.00Chorizo Cantimpalo (3 oz)
$8.00Lomo Ibérico de Bellota (2 oz)
$30.00
A symphony of textures and tastes: Creamy Toscano, Fontina and Pecorino Romano. Handcrafted artisan bites: Bocconcini Skewers - a refined interpretation of the beloved caprese salad in one perfect, fragrant bite, and; Gorgonzola Dolce Crostinis on garlic-kissed rustic bread finished with premium extra virgin olive oil. The all-Italian charcuterie lineup features: Silky Prosciutto di Parma, Bold Sopressata, rare Bresaola, smooth Genoa Salami, and fragrant Peppered Salami. Also included: Ciabatta and crisp Grissini with Rosemary & Raisin and Five Grains crackers, sweet-heat Red Pepper Jelly, exotic Fig Chili spreads, fresh Blackberries and Green Grapes, and roasted Pistachios and Almonds.
Small 12" (Serves 2 - 4)
$169.99
Medium 18" (Serves 6 - 12)
$259.99
Large 24" (Serves 14 -22)
$419.99
Xtra Large 36" (Serves 24 - 40)
$579.99
